Princess Nacho was a pretty little, 13-year old, half-elf princess. She lived in a castle in a kingdom in a cave. It was a really big cave. One day, the princess found herself craving a snack. She searched the royal snack pantry, but it was filled with nothing but health food. She made a mental note to talk to the royal snack-purchaser later.
With a sigh, Princess Nacho concluded there was only one thing to do.She would have to fix a snack for herself. She decided she would bake her favorite of all delicious treats: radioactive lava cake. This was a dangerous choice, considering radioactive lava cake was known as the most cavity-inducing food in all the land, but she was willing to take that risk. She was hungry, darn it.
“I can handle a cavity or two,” the pointy-eared Princess mused. “Besides, the royal dentist is always so happy to see me!”
Princess Nacho immediately went to work gathering all the ingredients she